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Hello, My name is Princess Autistic Loli and I am a trigendered type A androgynomorph pansexual demimale DF-3009 alienkin.
Today, I was driving to work on my bicycle like I do everyday. I stopped by the park to enjoy a bit of that fresh air that always arouses my DF-3009 tertial genitalia for uknown reasons ( Note to myself: I really need to stop by the lab to let them check if my experimental reproductive organs are coexisting properly, it seems like Oxygen is giving them trouble).
Anyway, I decided to sit down on a park bench since I had some time until work started, so I just took my lunch bread out and started feeding those stupid 1-gendered shitty birds. Suddendly the birds went crazy, started walking in circles and making weird sounds I never heard from a dumb bird. They started looking up and flew away one after the other. I looked upwards to see what was happening, I could not believe what I saw. It was a demisexual panromantic unigender woman of the type A-7 wingkin. She was flying 10 meters over my head, looking at me. It was a beautiful sight. She uttered something like "bird supremacy" ( I am not really sure about what she said ) . As I was trying to understand what she said, staring at her from below, she started spreading her legs suspiciously. She made an afflicted face, she looked like she was making some physical effort.
I knew instantly what she was going to do, that shit bird, she already chose her target (me) and wanted to bombard me with her excrements for her own entertainment.
I dodged the first attack, mounted my bike and drove away as fast as possible. She started flying after me but she was too slow since she was holding it in.
I arrived to my workplace and entered the building, she waited outside for a while but then gave up and searched for another target.
Tomorrow is the day in which I will skip work and go to the lab to procure myself some wings and turn into a Wk-0001 alienkin, I hope that I will be able to control my new wings as fast as possible to take flight and look for her. I am sure that I am going to catch that fucking bird and fuck her anus with my penis and my modified semi DF-3009/Wk-0001 sex tool. She is going to get a fecal incontinence and will never be able to choose when to shit again.
I swear I am going to give that bird a really bad time.